KakuHida Family Car TripOne day, Hidan and Kakuzu decided they should go to Six Flags with their three daughters, Ichigo (age, 7), Zakuro (age, 6), and Bridget (age 5 1/2) and this messed-up story happened:Hidan: Why is it taking so long to get there?Kakuzu: Hidan, I think we're lost.Hidan: We are not lost!Bridget: Are we there yet?Kakuzu: No Bridget, we are not there yet.Bridget: Why not?Kakuzu: Because...your father is an IDIOT!Hidan: I am not! I know EXACTLY where we are going!Kakuzu: We're lost.Hidan: NO WE ARE NOT!Zakuro: Momma! I finished my book. Again.Kakuzu: Then read it again.Zakuro: But I've already read it three times...and translated it into six different languages!Kakuzu: SUCK IT UP! Hidan, just pull over and ask for directions.Hidan: I do not need directions, I have one of those built in GPS things.GPS voice: Take a right turn here.Hidan: See? We'll get there in no time!Ichigo: I'm booooored! Can we listen to the radio Mommy?Kakuzu: Fine.Radio: /SOS please, some one HELP ME!